Wayne Burleson and I wasted little time - the weather broke on Wednesday and we drove up on Thursday night to fit in a Valley weekend before his return to Mass on Sunday. Initially, we did enjoy some of the fruits of clean living - for example, we got the "primo" river site in El Portal both nights and enjoyed sunny, balmy weather in the lower Valley on Friday. We did Gripper, Leanie Meanie, and Supplication on Arch (Wayne led all, also did 1st of New D.), then ventured up to Reed's for Lunatic Fringe (I led) and Stone Groove (Wayne's). Still had time to check out the sunset on a snow-capped Half Dome from Sentinel Bridge (counted *only* 10 tripods, early season). The West Face of Sentinel looked like the Dru! Guess we must have been bad boys as well, for on Saturday our luck was not so good. Outer Limits was obviously wet and Wayne started Bev's and the Wafer before discovering their lining of moisture; we had to settle for Catchy. Up Valley - I led Knob Job, but Wayne found major wetness on the Tube. Wayne settled for Sherrie's Crack (he's soloed it) and decided to settle his karma score with penalty laps on the Generator Crack. His first attempt in slippers must have mightily pleased the gods, so great was his suffering, but his second borrowing my new ballets didn't hurt so much. I was even inspired to try myself and made a little progress with kneebars and gastoning. Didn't seem too heinous, but I wouldn't say I enjoyed it. So Wayne's back in Mass, his dreams a mix of elegant sport crux "seqs" and the manly combat of wide crack climbing and I'm looking forward to yet another granite season. Joel