I had another fine valley weekend with Joe Schiefman, self-described "bourgeois climber." We began on Saturday by braving the short, but PO infested, approach to the Mojo Tooth. I led Mighty Crunchy (10d), sort of a minor classic with a short overhanging undercling and finger crack section. As Joe followed I engaged in my usual occupation of daydreaming and looking for new lines. It slowly dawned on me that I wasn't the first to do this here. There are about 10(!) new bolted lines on this knobby cliff, all with 3/8" rawl bolts and Metolious hangers. Most follow thin crack lines or steep corners. Because of this I suspect most were put up on lead, although the proximity of the bolts to cracks that would for sure take RP's might cause a "traditionalist" (but not me) to question their "validity." They look to be in the 5.11 to 5.12 range and are very safe. There are two near Tongue and Groove, 4 on the upper tier to the right of Bad News Bombers, 2 on the steep wall to the right of Mighty Crunchy, and 3 (at least) on the next cliff to the right of the MT. In fact as Joe and I walked the crag, no sooner as we'd say "a route might go there" we'd see bolts. Most routes had fresh chalk and I'd say the development has been very recent, perhaps within the last few weeks. We then drove to the Bridalveil parking lot and began the approach to the Watchtower. However, as soon as I remarked that the forested slopes we were ascending were more casual than the talus mentioned in the guide, we realized we were headed for Fifi Buttress, far to the right of the Leaning Tower. Crossing the wet and slippery moss-coverd talus to regain the Watchtower approach added a few more bruises to our shins. We made it up the 4th class pitch and got to scope The Thief (10d, classic hands and fingers) but as soon as we uncoiled the ropes it began to rain. We descended and headed for the always dry Chapel Wall where I led Gold Dust (10b+), finding that I could now "tube" most of the crux and avoid some of the strenuous laybacking. Saturday night we pulled into Jack and Chan(sp?)'s Upper river site for our dose of noise and smoke. They'd done the NE Buttress of Higher. On Sunday, we went to Reed's. Joe warmed up by leading a 5.9 fist crack (no name) to the right of Stone Groove. It was pretty sandy. We then went for Cosmic Ray (11a). Joe led the first pitch (5.8) up some corners. The second pitch start with some spooky climbing on blocks and decomposed corners (5.9 R) to gain a stance beneath a roof. The roof goes on finger jams and jugs and 40 ft. of classic finger crack on an 80 degree wall follows. It's not too bad with slots in the crack and the odd chickenhead for one's feet and really good locks and pro. A bush move and then 40 more feet of lower angle crack gains the 2 pin belay (needs a bolt). Joe followed with no problems. The climb is worth it, but the crack could use some gardening. Joe then led Stone Groove (10b). However, as soon as I'd clipped the first bolt on on Old 5.10 (10d face) I noticed that the next series of holds were wet and it began to rain. We packed it in and headed for the Pizza Factory in Mariposa for the salad bar and big-screen ESPN. Joel